The Countdown of Monte Cristo

Welcome to The Countdown of Monte Cristo, the daily podcast where we break down one of literature’s greatest adventures, bite by bite. For the next four years—yes, you heard that right—host Landen Celano will be reading a passage from Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo every single day. Each episode offers a short escape into this timeless tale of betrayal, revenge, and redemption, paired with Landen’s reflections, insights, and occasional forays into 19th-century oddities. Never read The Count of Monte Cristo? Perfect—you’re not alone. This show is for first-timers, seasoned fans, or anyone who’s curious about exploring a literary masterpiece one small morsel at a time. Along the way, we’ll dig into historical tidbits, unpack the story’s twists and turns, and maybe even stumble over a French pronunciation or two. (Phonetics are hard, okay?) Whether you’re a lover of classics, a casual listener looking for a daily dose of culture, or just someone who needs a momentary escape from the noise of the modern world, this podcast has something for you. So grab your metaphorical ticket to Marseille, and let’s set sail on this absurdly ambitious journey together. Subscribe now on your favorite podcatcher or find us on YouTube. And don’t forget to support the show at https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod. Join us as we count down The Count!

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Episodes

12 hours ago

No chisel. No knife. Just a broken jug—and the will to escape.
In this chapter, Dantès makes a decision that changes his fate: he shatters his water jug and hides the sharpest shards. That fragment of pottery becomes his only tool. It’s not the great escape—yet. But it’s the moment where Edmond begins carving possibility out of impossibility. By trial, error, and sheer desperation, he begins to dig.
 
Topics Covered:
•Resourcefulness as rebellion
•The realism of escape planning in Dumas’ fiction
•How Dantès’ work mirrors that of the unknown prisoner
•Institutional blindness: the jailer’s indifference as opportunity
 
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2 days ago

Three knocks. Silence. Three days. And then—a sound returns.
In this episode, Edmond Dantès crosses from hope into action. He tests the mysterious noise in the wall with three deliberate strikes—and the sound immediately stops. Silence follows for days. But when the noise resumes, Dantès no longer hesitates: he is no longer dying. He is preparing. This marks the beginning of one of literature’s most memorable alliances.
 
Topics Covered:
•Dumas’ use of silence and pacing to build suspense
•Dantès’ transformation from prisoner to strategist
•The psychology of hope delayed but not extinguished
•Early hints of connection and the return of will
 
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3 days ago

Edmond Dantès hears the noise again—and now, he dares to believe.
In this chapter, Dantès’ hope returns not in a rush, but through strategy. Though physically weak, his mind regains clarity, and he begins to think not like a victim, but like a participant again. Is the noise in the wall made by a prisoner or a worker? Could it be hope—or a trap? Dantès chooses a careful path forward. And with one deliberate sip of soup, he chooses not to die. Not yet.
 
Topics Covered:
•How Dumas shows the return of willpower through intellect
•The calculated risk of hope: Dantès doesn’t blindly believe
•Prison noise as metaphor for awakening perception
•The story’s tonal shift from passive suffering to active strategy
 
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4 days ago

In the silence of slow death, Edmond Dantès hears something impossible.
As Dantès lies on the edge of starvation, a sound begins—scratching, scraping, chipping at the wall behind him. In a place where time has died and hope has dissolved, this sound is electric. Is it a rat? Is it death? Or is it… someone? Dumas masterfully captures the hallucinatory hope of the condemned. For the first time in days, Dantès speaks. Not because he wants to live—but because he might not be alone.
 
Topics Covered:
•Dantès’ physical weakness vs. sudden mental alertness
•Dumas’ portrayal of hope as an intrusive, resurrecting force
•Prison as a world where any anomaly is revolutionary
•Strategy: how Dantès masks his interest in order to protect it
 
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5 days ago

Edmond Dantès has stopped counting the days. Now he stops eating.
In this excruciating chapter, Dantès follows through on his plan to die. He doesn’t leap into it—he starves with full awareness, slowly and deliberately. At first defiant, then mournful, his hunger becomes a battle between his oath and his instinct to survive. Dumas crafts a haunting portrait of the body’s betrayal and the mind’s desperation: the meat begins to look appealing, the prison less grim. But Dantès clings to the only control he has left—refusal. And as his senses dim and lights dance behind his eyes, we enter with him into what Dumas calls “the twilight of that mysterious country called Death.”
 
Topics Covered:
•Starvation as willful protest and final autonomy
•The psychological seesaw between despair and hope
•Dumas’ metaphorical use of will-o’-the-wisps and Tantalus
•How time dissolves under extreme mental duress
 
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6 days ago

When hope dies, choice begins.
Edmond Dantès doesn’t lash out—he lets go. Death no longer frightens him; it comforts him. He reflects on past storms at sea, when fear made him fight to survive. But now, nothing ties him to life. He chooses not despair, but detachment. Suicide becomes a methodical, almost peaceful plan. Dumas carefully draws this not as a moment of weakness, but of eerie clarity. It’s not the end of Dantès—but it is the end of who he was. And with that death, something else waits to be born.
 
Topics Covered:
•Dantès’ calm shift from spiritual crisis to existential detachment
•Storms at sea as metaphor for lost vitality and fight
•The logic of suicide framed not as violence but control
•The psychological realism of choosing starvation over hanging
 
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7 days ago

Dantès has prayed. He has waited. Now he begins to unravel.
In this devastating installment, Dumas walks us through the next psychic chamber of Edmond Dantès’ descent. Rage replaces faith. Memory burns. The letter from Villefort—once just a betrayal—is now a curse etched into his mind like divine judgment. He lashes out at the walls, at the air, at his own thoughts. From here, the idea of suicide creeps in—not as a desire for death, but as a reprieve from suffering. Dumas, in one of his most poetic passages, compares this temptation to a Dead Sea: calm on the surface, death beneath. This is not melodrama. This is suffering rendered with philosophical clarity.
 
Topics Covered:
•The evolution of rage and blasphemy in isolation
•Dumas’ literary reference to Belshazzar’s feast: “mene, mene, tekel upharsin”
•The philosophical framing of suicide as both horror and false peace
•How language and image deepen Dantès’ despair without reducing it to cliché
 
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Saturday Jun 28, 2025

Alone and exhausted, Dantès finally turns to the last power he has not yet pleaded with—God.
In this haunting chapter, Dumas charts the next phase of Edmond Dantès’ psychological descent. He asks for the company of even the madman in the next cell, but is denied. Then, having exhausted every earthly plea, he remembers the prayers of childhood and finds new meaning in their repetition. This is not a triumphant moment of faith—it’s a desperate search for meaning in isolation. But even prayer offers no release. Dantès is left only with memory and madness, circling the same thought over and over like a man gnawing his own soul. Dumas ends with a chilling image: Dantès, trapped like Ugolino in The Inferno, devouring the one thing he cannot escape—his loss.
 
Topics Covered:
•Solitude, prayer, and the return of faith under pressure
•How Dumas uses Dante’s Inferno to mirror Dantès’ emotional state
•Memory as both comfort and torment
•How Dumas frames spiritual awakening as a psychological shift, not just religious redemption
 
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Friday Jun 27, 2025

What happens to a mind when it’s left alone for too long?
In this harrowing chapter, Dumas traces the emotional collapse of Edmond Dantès—not with violence, but with silence. From righteous innocence to desperate bargaining, Dantès endures the slow grind of solitary imprisonment. He speaks just to hear a voice. He begs for movement, for conversation, even for a deeper, darker cell. And most chillingly, he starts to envy the galley-slaves—the branded, chained men—because at least they can breathe the air and see each other’s faces. Hope is not gone—but it’s sickened into something quieter, stranger, and more dangerous.
 
Topics Covered:
•The psychology of solitary confinement
•Dumas’ depiction of spiritual erosion
•The haunting line between sanity and surrender
•Dantès’ evolving relationship to hope, God, and the self
 
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Thursday Jun 26, 2025

The madman in the cell offers six million francs—and no one listens.
Abbé Faria makes his offer: wealth beyond comprehension, in exchange for a chance at freedom. But he’s already been labeled mad, and in this system, that label is stronger than reason. In this chapter, Dumas introduces the secret that will reshape the entire novel: a hidden treasure, real or imagined, buried far from the dungeon. The officials laugh. But the readers lean in. Something has changed.
 
Topics Covered:
•Faria’s treasure: delusion or leverage?
•The power of belief in a system that doesn’t
•Bureaucracy’s blindness to opportunity
•Foreshadowing Dantès’ future
 
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