The Countdown of Monte Cristo

Welcome to The Countdown of Monte Cristo, the daily podcast where we break down one of literature’s greatest adventures, bite by bite. For the next four years—yes, you heard that right—host Landen Celano will be reading a passage from Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo every single day. Each episode offers a short escape into this timeless tale of betrayal, revenge, and redemption, paired with Landen’s reflections, insights, and occasional forays into 19th-century oddities. Never read The Count of Monte Cristo? Perfect—you’re not alone. This show is for first-timers, seasoned fans, or anyone who’s curious about exploring a literary masterpiece one small morsel at a time. Along the way, we’ll dig into historical tidbits, unpack the story’s twists and turns, and maybe even stumble over a French pronunciation or two. (Phonetics are hard, okay?) Whether you’re a lover of classics, a casual listener looking for a daily dose of culture, or just someone who needs a momentary escape from the noise of the modern world, this podcast has something for you. So grab your metaphorical ticket to Marseille, and let’s set sail on this absurdly ambitious journey together. Subscribe now on your favorite podcatcher or find us on YouTube. And don’t forget to support the show at https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod. Join us as we count down The Count!

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Episodes

Monday Jun 23, 2025

He claims to know something that could change everything—but no one will listen.
In this unforgettable scene, the so-called madman Abbé Faria demands a private audience—not to complain about the food or filth, but to reveal a secret of world-altering importance. The inspector and governor scoff. They call him delusional. But Dumas does something different: he lets us wonder if the madman is the only one telling the truth. With references to Newton, Machiavelli, and a unified Italy, this is the moment when the dungeon becomes something stranger and more dangerous than a tomb—it becomes a vault.
 
Topics Covered:
•The shift from despair to intrigue: Dumas introduces “the secret”
•Faria as prophet, not fool
•Political insight masked as madness
•Romantic tropes of the brilliant, isolated genius
 
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Sunday Jun 22, 2025

In a cell below the sea, a man draws circles in plaster—and speaks of millions.
This chapter introduces one of the most important characters in The Count of Monte Cristo: the mysterious Abbé Faria. While Dantès pleads for reason, Faria appears to embody madness—but it’s a madness filled with structure, symbols, and startling clarity. With references to Archimedes and economic logic, Dumas positions Faria as a force of knowledge and obsession. He may seem broken—but he is, in truth, about to change everything.
 
Topics Covered:
•Introduction of the Abbé Faria
•The difference between Dantès’ and Faria’s survival strategies
•Madness as a form of resistance
•Classical allusions and intellectual imprisonment
 
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Saturday Jun 21, 2025

He meets a man with power—and mistakes kindness for change.
For the first time in over a year, Dantès has someone listen to him. He pleads not for pardon, but for understanding—for a trial, a verdict, a reason. The inspector listens. He even promises to investigate. But Dantès doesn’t realize what we do: this is not a rescue. This is a delay. Dumas ends the scene with chilling brilliance—Hope, once dead, is reborn. But in this prison, even hope wears shackles.
 
Topics Covered:
•Dantès’ belief in process vs. the system’s inaction
•The emotional and ethical weight of uncertainty
•Villefort’s influence even in absence
•Hope as both fuel and captivity
 
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Friday Jun 20, 2025

He doesn’t beg for freedom—he begs to be judged.
In this devastating passage, Dantès speaks not just of imprisonment, but of the emotional erosion that comes with lost time, lost love, and lost purpose. He remembers the exact hour of his arrest. He measures time not in days, but in emotional ages. And above all, he asks not for pity, but for justice: a trial, a verdict, a name in the eyes of the law. This is one of Dumas’ sharpest critiques of institutional cruelty—not active violence, but total indifference.
 
Topics Covered:
•Dantès’ trauma, time distortion, and plea for justice
•Romanticism’s treatment of lost potential
•The cruelty of silence vs. the clarity of a verdict
•Existential punishment vs. physical restraint
 
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Thursday Jun 19, 2025

Dantès finally gets his chance to speak—but the system is deaf.
In this powerful moment, Dantès springs from the shadows, not in anger but in desperate hope. He performs sanity. He pleads for logic. But to the inspector, he’s just another case study. Dumas paints a brutal portrait of bureaucracy at its most indifferent: the metrics are fear and food, not justice or truth.
 
Topics Covered:
•Dantès’ performance of sanity and humility
•The inspector’s twisted logic and observational detachment
•Charenton as a literary and historical reference
•The system’s failure to hear a cry for justice
 
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Wednesday Jun 18, 2025

Dangerous. Mad. Devil. These are the labels that bury men alive.
As the inspector’s visit to the Château d’If continues, we meet two prisoners: one feared, one mocked. The first—unnamed—is considered so violent that his descent into madness is seen as a mercy. The second, a laughing priest, is introduced as comic relief. But behind the farce lies a grim truth: this is a system where identity is imposed from above, and madness is the only way out. In this passage, Dumas sharpens his satire, showing us how bureaucracy weaponizes detachment.
 
Topics Covered:
•Bureaucracy as performance and survival
•The inspector’s shallow “philanthropy”
•Carceral labels and the politics of identity
•First reference to Abbé Faria
 
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Tuesday Jun 17, 2025

He is buried in silence. Then, faintly, the world above stirs.
One year after the restoration of Louis XVIII, the machinery of empire creaks into motion—and far below it, Edmond Dantès hears life again. In this grim and theatrical chapter, Dumas introduces the prison inspector: a man performing a ritual of concern while admitting its pointlessness. As the inspector prepares to descend into the dungeons, we see the contrast between ceremony and suffering, between the government’s performance and Dantès’ reality.
 
Topics Covered:
•Dantès’ perception of sound and time returning
•The inspector as a symbol of bureaucratic farce
•Real historical references behind France’s island prisons
 
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Monday Jun 16, 2025

Edmond Dantès disappears—but the pain he left behind does not.
As the empire crumbles, so too do the lives tethered to Dantès. Fernand marches off with one last glimmer of hope. Mercédès wanders the shore, torn between devotion and despair. Caderousse is sent to the border. And the old man—who waited for his son with trembling hope—dies quietly in Mercédès’ arms. In this mournful chapter, Dumas shows us what it means not just to lose someone, but to live in the silence they leave behind.
 
Topics Covered:
•Fernand’s departure and Mercédès’ suicidal grief
•The quiet death of Dantès’ father
•Morrel’s courageous compassion amidst political danger
 
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Sunday Jun 15, 2025

Dantès remains buried in silence—while his betrayers move on.
As Napoleon falls, Louis XVIII returns, and the world reshuffles, Edmond Dantès stays exactly where he was left: forgotten in the Château d’If. Around him, the conspirators disperse like ghosts fleeing daylight. Villefort marries into power. Danglars escapes to Spain. Fernand joins the army—but not before contemplating a murder-suicide. Dumas traces the path of men trying to outpace their guilt… and mostly succeeding.
 
Topics Covered:
•The fates of Villefort, Danglars, and Fernand after the Hundred Days
•Dantès’ continued imprisonment in total obscurity
•The psychology of self-deception and delayed consequences
 
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Saturday Jun 14, 2025

He signed the paper that could save a life—then quietly buried it.
In this chilling final exchange between Morrel and Villefort, hope and duplicity intertwine. While Morrel believes he’s helping Edmond Dantès secure release, Villefort is already planning to do nothing. Dumas masterfully juxtaposes sincere loyalty with political calculation, reminding us how private ambition often moves beneath the surface of public duty.
 
Topics Covered:
•Villefort’s betrayal of Morrel’s trust
•The lost petition that seals Dantès’ fate
•Political opportunism during the Hundred Days
 
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