The Countdown of Monte Cristo
Welcome to The Countdown of Monte Cristo, the daily podcast where we break down one of literature’s greatest adventures, bite by bite. For the next four years—yes, you heard that right—host Landen Celano will be reading a passage from Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo every single day. Each episode offers a short escape into this timeless tale of betrayal, revenge, and redemption, paired with Landen’s reflections, insights, and occasional forays into 19th-century oddities. Never read The Count of Monte Cristo? Perfect—you’re not alone. This show is for first-timers, seasoned fans, or anyone who’s curious about exploring a literary masterpiece one small morsel at a time. Along the way, we’ll dig into historical tidbits, unpack the story’s twists and turns, and maybe even stumble over a French pronunciation or two. (Phonetics are hard, okay?) Whether you’re a lover of classics, a casual listener looking for a daily dose of culture, or just someone who needs a momentary escape from the noise of the modern world, this podcast has something for you. So grab your metaphorical ticket to Marseille, and let’s set sail on this absurdly ambitious journey together. Subscribe now on your favorite podcatcher or find us on YouTube. And don’t forget to support the show at https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod. Join us as we count down The Count!
Episodes
Friday Oct 17, 2025
The Ring in the Stone (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 24 – Part 4)
Friday Oct 17, 2025
Friday Oct 17, 2025
With a final heave, Dantès topples the massive rock into the sea.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 24, he discovers beneath it an iron ring set into a flagstone — the entrance to a hidden grotto. Yet even as he pries it open and reveals steps vanishing into darkness, Edmond hesitates. Fear and doubt strike him: what if Faria’s dream was nothing, or worse, already plundered by another hand? At the edge of discovery, hope and dread clash in his heart.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.
Thursday Oct 16, 2025
The Explosion (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 24 – Part 3)
Thursday Oct 16, 2025
Thursday Oct 16, 2025
At last, the secret yields to Edmond’s hand.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 24, Dantès uncovers the artifice that held the circular rock in place. Unable to move it with strength alone, he turns to powder and fire. The explosion shatters the wedge stone and lifts the rock, sending a snake slithering from the darkness like a guardian spirit. Beneath lies the promise of Cardinal Spada’s hidden treasure.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.
Wednesday Oct 15, 2025
The Rock and the Creek (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 24 – Part 2)
Wednesday Oct 15, 2025
Wednesday Oct 15, 2025
Reassured by the sight of departing sails, Dantès turns his attention back to the island itself.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 24, he follows the faint marks toward a secluded creek, hidden like a secret harbor, and imagines how Cardinal Spada might have concealed both his boat and his treasure. Returning to the great circular rock, Edmond realizes the truth — it was not lifted into place, but lowered to conceal what lies beneath.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
The Secret Cave Begins (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 24 – Part 1)
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
Alone at last, Dantès stands beneath the burning midday sun on Monte Cristo.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 24, he feels the eerie sensation of being watched, even in solitude. Gun in hand, he climbs to the highest rock to survey the horizon — not gazing at Corsica, Sardinia, or Elba, but fixed on the departing ships that had left him free to pursue his destiny.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.
Monday Oct 13, 2025
“Open Sesame!” (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23 – Part 8)
Monday Oct 13, 2025
Monday Oct 13, 2025
The ruse complete, Dantès watches the smugglers sail away—his feigned weakness leaving him “abandoned” on Monte Cristo. Alone at last, he lets slip a smile: among hardened men of contraband, he has found loyalty and kindness. But the charade is over. Rising with sudden strength, more agile than a wild kid leaping among the myrtles, he seizes his gun and pickaxe and hurries to the rock where the mysterious marks had led him.
Recalling the Arabian tale told by Faria, Edmond faces the stone that may guard his fate. With a cry that bridges legend and reality, he invokes the magic words: “Now, Open Sesame!”
The treasure hunt truly begins.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years.
Sunday Oct 12, 2025
A Convenient Injury (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23 – Part 8)
Sunday Oct 12, 2025
Sunday Oct 12, 2025
Dantès’ feigned injury deepens, his cries of pain convincing even the strict patron of La Jeune Amélie to consider breaking his rule of never delaying a voyage.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23, Edmond insists he be left behind with food, weapons, and tools, declaring that death on the island is preferable to the agony of movement. The crew hesitates, torn between duty and loyalty, while Edmond quietly edges closer to the solitude he seeks for his secret purpose.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.
Saturday Oct 11, 2025
The Fall (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23 – Part 7)
Saturday Oct 11, 2025
Saturday Oct 11, 2025
Edmond’s search for the treasure takes a sudden turn.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23, while bounding across the rocks toward his comrades, Dantès slips and falls heavily down a slope. Found bleeding and in pain, he insists on being left to rest while the sailors eat. Alone again, his body weakened but his mind resolute, Edmond presses himself against a mossy rock — still guarding his hidden purpose.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.
Friday Oct 10, 2025
Marks on the Rocks (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23 – Part 6)
Friday Oct 10, 2025
Friday Oct 10, 2025
Exploring Monte Cristo alone, Dantès follows a narrow cleft carved by a torrent, searching for the grottos of legend.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23, he discovers faint marks scratched into stone, hidden under moss and myrtle, and dares to believe they were left as guides by Cardinal Spada himself. But the trail ends abruptly at a great round rock, leaving Edmond uncertain whether he has reached the beginning of the path — or its end.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.
Thursday Oct 09, 2025
The Hunger for More (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23 – Part 5)
Thursday Oct 09, 2025
Thursday Oct 09, 2025
Feigning a hunting trip, Dantès sends Jacopo back to the crew and climbs alone into the heights of Monte Cristo.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23, Edmond gazes down on the smugglers below, reflecting that their small fortunes, soon squandered, mean nothing beside the treasure he seeks. Once content with liberty alone, he now craves wealth with a passion he can hardly control — a hunger Providence itself seems to have placed within him.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.
Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
The Grottos of Monte Cristo (The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23 – Part 4)
Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
Wednesday Oct 08, 2025
Dantès presses Jacopo about the hidden grottos of Monte Cristo — only to be told that none exist.
In The Count of Monte Cristo, Chapter 23, Edmond wrestles with doubt and resolves to delay his search until morning. Meanwhile, a phantom-like vessel arrives, and the smugglers set to work. Even as he labors alongside them, Dantès fears his eagerness may betray him, masking his restlessness beneath the sadness prison has etched into his face.
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New to the journey? Start from the beginning at: http://countdownofmontecristo.com
Want to talk theories, themes, or betrayals? Join the conversation on our Discord: https://discord.gg/Sg2prdm
Support the project on Patreon and receive full-length, story-only audio after each chapter: https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod
Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf3vyewhvQugX5M3oREl57A
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The Countdown of Monte Cristo is a daily podcast reading one page at a time from Alexandre Dumas’ classic novel — every day, for four years. Whether you’re starting from the beginning or joining mid-journey, each episode brings you deeper into the story of The Count of Monte Cristo.







