The Countdown of Monte Cristo

Welcome to The Countdown of Monte Cristo, the daily podcast where we break down one of literature’s greatest adventures, bite by bite. For the next four years—yes, you heard that right—host Landen Celano will be reading a passage from Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo every single day. Each episode offers a short escape into this timeless tale of betrayal, revenge, and redemption, paired with Landen’s reflections, insights, and occasional forays into 19th-century oddities. Never read The Count of Monte Cristo? Perfect—you’re not alone. This show is for first-timers, seasoned fans, or anyone who’s curious about exploring a literary masterpiece one small morsel at a time. Along the way, we’ll dig into historical tidbits, unpack the story’s twists and turns, and maybe even stumble over a French pronunciation or two. (Phonetics are hard, okay?) Whether you’re a lover of classics, a casual listener looking for a daily dose of culture, or just someone who needs a momentary escape from the noise of the modern world, this podcast has something for you. So grab your metaphorical ticket to Marseille, and let’s set sail on this absurdly ambitious journey together. Subscribe now on your favorite podcatcher or find us on YouTube. And don’t forget to support the show at https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod. Join us as we count down The Count!

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Episodes

Sunday May 25, 2025

The king scrambles to find a stronghold.
As the reality of Napoleon’s return sinks in, Louis XVIII turns from disbelief to desperation—pressing Villefort for solutions and lashing out at his ministers. But the deeper he looks into France’s geography, the worse the news becomes: Napoleon knows the country better than the king himself.
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Saturday May 24, 2025

Napoleon escapes Elba and lands in France—and King Louis XVIII is the last to know.
In this explosive chapter, the monarchy’s illusion of control shatters as Minister Dandré arrives pale and trembling with confirmation that Bonaparte has set foot on French soil.
The court erupts. The king denies. But the Hundred Days have already begun.
 
00:00 – Theme Song
0:30 – Chapter 11, Part 1
02:15 – Commentary
05:51 – Outro
 
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Friday May 23, 2025

In this episode of The Countdown of Monte Cristo, Villefort makes his most direct appeal yet: Napoleon is preparing to return. The king listens—politely—but assures himself the danger is minimal. While Villefort emphasizes urgency and sacrifice, Louis XVIII insists Bonaparte will be stopped before he ever sets foot on French soil.
Then, M. Dandré enters—ashen, shaken—and the illusion begins to crack.
 
Key Events:
•Villefort warns of a conspiracy born in Elba and spread through coded oral messages
•He stresses his loyalty by noting he left his own betrothal to deliver the news
•Louis XVIII downplays the risk, confident Napoleon has no support and no path to victory
•The king recites Europe’s strategic readiness as assurance
•M. Dandré bursts in, clearly rattled, suggesting the threat is no longer hypothetical
 
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Thursday May 22, 2025

In this episode of The Countdown of Monte Cristo, Villefort finally delivers his warning: Napoleon has set his plan in motion. The king, suddenly shaken from complacency, demands clarity—and gets it. Dumas masterfully stages this scene as both a confession and a performance, where political loyalty is proved in breathless detail.
Villefort has come not just to warn, but to be remembered as the first to speak the truth. The question now is—will anyone act in time?
 
Key Events:
•Villefort confirms the threat: Napoleon is arming ships and may already be en route to France
•The king listens closely, his earlier dismissal now replaced by deep concern
•Villefort references Bonapartist gatherings in Paris and foreign military preparations
•The report transforms vague fear into specific geopolitical threat
•Dumas pivots the novel from private betrayal to national crisis
 
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Wednesday May 21, 2025

In this episode of The Countdown of Monte Cristo, Villefort finally stands before the king—but not in triumph. His dusty travel clothes and ambitious motives are met with suspicion, flattery, and courtly bureaucracy. As Louis XVIII quotes Horace and muses on virtue, Dumas subtly reveals how little of it exists in the room.
This is a moment of transition for Villefort. No longer just a magistrate, he enters the world of power—where loyalty is a tool, not a value, and personal legacy outweighs truth.
 
Key Events:
•The king agrees to meet Villefort despite court protocol objections
•M. de Brézé protests Villefort’s attire, illustrating rigid Restoration etiquette
•Louis XVIII quotes Horace’s “justum et tenacem…” as Villefort is announced
•Villefort enters and is immediately tested on his loyalty, appearance, and motives
•The audience begins: truth must now be filtered through political ambition
 
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Tuesday May 20, 2025

In this episode of The Countdown of Monte Cristo, Villefort finally arrives at court—only to find that his greatest threat might not be Napoleon, but his own name. After riding nearly non-stop from Marseille, Villefort is poised to deliver the most urgent message of his life. But when King Louis XVIII learns who his father is, the room shifts.
Dumas lays bare the political hypocrisy of the Restoration: the regime must rely on the very sons of revolutionaries it once sought to destroy.
 
Key Events:
•Villefort’s name is finally revealed to the king, triggering immediate tension
•The king mocks Villefort’s exhausting journey by contrasting it with telegraph efficiency
•Blacas urges Louis XVIII to show gratitude, citing M. de Salvieux’s recommendation
•Louis reveals he knows Villefort’s father: Noirtier, a known Girondin and former senator
•The scene ends on a sharp question: how can the king trust the son of a revolutionary?
 
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Monday May 19, 2025

In this episode of The Countdown of Monte Cristo, King Louis XVIII clings to classical verse while the world shifts beneath him. As his minister rushes off in search of new intelligence—and Blacas grows restless—the king muses over Virgil’s imagery and jokes about armorial bearings.
It’s witty, sharp, and deeply disconnected. While Napoleon marches toward Paris, the royal court continues its poetic detour into denial.
 
Key Events:
•The minister of police is sent to fetch a new report—or invent one, if needed
•The king mocks Blacas with a proposed motto: Tenax, “the one who clings”
•Louis XVIII quotes Virgil’s “molli fugiens anhelitu”, pondering stag-like fear while real danger closes in
•Blacas’s urgency is met with literary distraction
•The monarchy continues to prioritize style over substance
 
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Sunday May 18, 2025

In this episode of The Countdown of Monte Cristo, King Louis XVIII receives a final round of reassuring lies. With Napoleon already on the march, the king and his ministers indulge in the fantasy that their greatest enemy has been “converted”—not to faith, but to royalist values.
As court figures jockey for favor, Louis quotes Virgil, references Scipio, and finds more joy in marginalia than military reports. Meanwhile, Dumas builds the tension beneath their obliviousness.
 
Key Events:
•Louis XVIII mocks Bonaparte’s ambitions with literary allusions
•Minister Dandré delivers a report claiming Napoleon dismissed veterans in support of “the good king”
•The king and court interpret the rumor as proof of Napoleon’s moral turnaround
•Duke Blacas remains skeptical and urges the king to question Villefort directly
•The date—March 3—reveals the bitter truth: Napoleon has already landed in France
 
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Saturday May 17, 2025

In this episode of The Countdown of Monte Cristo, King Louis XVIII and his ministers convince themselves that Napoleon is not just contained, but collapsing. With talk of skin rashes, insanity, and idle stone-skipping, they turn a looming threat into farce. But readers know better—and Dumas makes sure we feel the irony.
As the court trades insight for intellectual games, the reality brewing outside their palace walls goes unheeded. The calm before the storm has never sounded more smug.
 
Key Events:
•Minister of Police M. Dandré delivers a report claiming Napoleon is unstable and irrelevant
•Louis XVIII mocks Bonaparte’s health and hobbies, referencing Virgil’s “bella, horrida bella”
•Reports from Elba are dismissed as laughable distractions
•The ruling elite mistakes rumor and ridicule for reassurance
•The myth of Napoleon is reduced to scratching and stone-skipping—at their peril
 
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Friday May 16, 2025

In this episode of The Countdown of Monte Cristo, we remain in the king’s study as Duke Blacas grows increasingly alarmed—and King Louis XVIII grows increasingly bored. Annotating Horace and tossing out Latin epigrams, the king brushes aside warnings of Bonapartist unrest with literary flair and ironic detachment.
It’s a battle of priorities: one man pleads for caution, the other for quiet. But beneath the surface of jest lies the pulse of a monarchy out of sync with its moment.
Key Events:
Louis XVIII interrupts political warnings to annotate Latin poetry
Blacas attempts to warn the king of southern unrest and Bonapartist activity
The king’s phrases—Canimus surdis, Pastor quum traheret—reveal intellectual distraction
Blacas subtly tries to use Villefort as a scapegoat
Political urgency is reduced to wordplay and gesture
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