The Countdown of Monte Cristo
Welcome to The Countdown of Monte Cristo, the daily podcast where we break down one of literature’s greatest adventures, bite by bite. For the next four years—yes, you heard that right—host Landen Celano will be reading a passage from Alexandre Dumas’ The Count of Monte Cristo every single day. Each episode offers a short escape into this timeless tale of betrayal, revenge, and redemption, paired with Landen’s reflections, insights, and occasional forays into 19th-century oddities. Never read The Count of Monte Cristo? Perfect—you’re not alone. This show is for first-timers, seasoned fans, or anyone who’s curious about exploring a literary masterpiece one small morsel at a time. Along the way, we’ll dig into historical tidbits, unpack the story’s twists and turns, and maybe even stumble over a French pronunciation or two. (Phonetics are hard, okay?) Whether you’re a lover of classics, a casual listener looking for a daily dose of culture, or just someone who needs a momentary escape from the noise of the modern world, this podcast has something for you. So grab your metaphorical ticket to Marseille, and let’s set sail on this absurdly ambitious journey together. Subscribe now on your favorite podcatcher or find us on YouTube. And don’t forget to support the show at https://patreon.com/gruntworkpod. Join us as we count down The Count!
Episodes

Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
One letter holds both power and ruin.
Villefort reveals how dangerously close his father came to execution. A message from Elba could have exposed Noirtier’s Bonapartist ties—and destroyed Villefort’s career. But now, father and son stand locked in a quiet battle of loyalty, politics, and survival.
00:00 – Theme song
00:30 – Chapter 12, Part 2
02:21 – Commentary
06:51 – Outro
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#ElbaEscape #FrenchPolitics #BonaparteReturns #MonteCristoPodcast

Monday Jun 02, 2025
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Noirtier has nothing to hide. Villefort has everything to lose.
In their first tense confrontation, father and son stand on opposite sides of the political divide. While Villefort panics over his father’s ties to the Bonapartist underground, Noirtier sits comfortably—unbothered, defiant, and fully aware of the stakes.
00:00 – Theme song
00:30 – Chapter 12, Part 1
02:20 – Commentary
07:11 – Outro
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#Bonapartist #PoliticalIntrigue #FrenchRevolution #MonteCristoPodcast

Sunday Jun 01, 2025
Sunday Jun 01, 2025
Villefort thought he was done—but his past has arrived.
Just as he prepares to leave Paris and savor his reward, a knock at the door shakes him. The man on the other side knows him well. Too well. In this chilling scene, ambition collides with bloodline, and Villefort must face the very connection he tried to erase.
00:00 – Theme song
00:30 – Chapter 11, Part 9
02:01 – Commentary
09:47 – Outro
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#ClassicSuspense #MonteCristoChapters #RestorationDrama #FamilySecrets

Saturday May 31, 2025
Saturday May 31, 2025
Villefort gets everything he wanted.
In a single breath, the king rewards Villefort with a prestigious medal, a promise of remembrance, and power in the south. But the cross he kisses is bought with betrayal—and beneath the tears of pride, Dantès remains imprisoned.
00:00 – Theme song
00:30 – Chapter 11, Part 8
02:16 – Commentary
09:07 – Outro
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#LegionOfHonor #DumasDrama #PoliticalClimb #MonteCristoSeries

Friday May 30, 2025
Friday May 30, 2025
The king suspects. Villefort sweats.
As Louis XVIII probes into Villefort’s family ties, the young magistrate walks a knife’s edge. Every answer is a risk. Behind a façade of loyalty, Villefort distances himself from Noirtier—not for honor, but for survival.
00:00 – Theme song
00:30 – Chapter 11, Part 7
01:54 – Commentary
06:23 – Outro
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#RestorationPolitics #FatherVsSon #ClassicNovels #MonteCristoExplained

Thursday May 29, 2025
Thursday May 29, 2025
A general is dead—and the king smells conspiracy.
Louis XVIII learns that General Quesnel’s mysterious death may not have been suicide after all. As suspicion turns to assassination and Bonapartist clubs, Villefort begins to crumble. The description of the wanted man sounds far too familiar…
00:00 – Theme song
00:30 – Chapter 11, Part 6
02:37 – Commentary
04:44 – Outro
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#Bonaparte #FrenchConspiracy #ClassicFiction #MonteCristoChapters

Wednesday May 28, 2025
Wednesday May 28, 2025
Villefort plays a delicate hand—and wins.
As praise from the king threatens to make him a political target, Villefort humbly redirects the spotlight and rescues the very minister he once sought to surpass. In the court of Louis XVIII, power belongs not to the boldest, but to the most strategic.
00:00 – Theme song
00:30 – Chapter 11, Part 5
02:35 – Commentary
04:53 – Outro
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#TuileriesPalace #RestorationFrance #LiteraryPolitics #MonteCristoAudio

Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
As news of Napoleon’s landing spreads, King Louis XVIII erupts—not in fear of war, but in fear of ridicule.
At the Tuileries, surrounded by ministers who failed him, the king lashes out in a bitter tirade. Only Villefort stands composed—and is rewarded with rising power. A throne is shaken, not by bullets, but by incompetence and public shame.
00:00 – Theme song
00:30 – Chapter 11, Part 4
02:00 – Commentary
05:00 – Outro
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#NapoleonicEra #LiteraryAnalysis #FrenchMonarchy #MonteCristoPodcast

Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
The king rages against fate—and his own court.
Louis XVIII receives confirmation: the news of Napoleon’s landing came not late, but on time—through the telegraph. The failure wasn’t distance. It was his ministers. As he lashes out at their incompetence and betrayal, Villefort silently rises in the king’s estimation.
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#BourbonRestoration #DumasPodcast #NapoleonicWars #LiteraryDrama

Sunday May 25, 2025
Sunday May 25, 2025
The king scrambles to find a stronghold.
As the reality of Napoleon’s return sinks in, Louis XVIII turns from disbelief to desperation—pressing Villefort for solutions and lashing out at his ministers. But the deeper he looks into France’s geography, the worse the news becomes: Napoleon knows the country better than the king himself.
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#MonteCristo #Napoleon #BookTok #HistoricalFiction